Rarity’s Sparkling Martini
3 oz. whipped cream vodka
1 oz. Goldschlager liqueur
Vanilla soda
Edible glitter (or decorative sugar, or just plain sugar)
Edible violets
Rim a martini glass with edible glitter. Shake vodka and liqueur over ice and strain into glass. Fill glass with soda. Garnish with edible violets. It’s like drinking gold and liquid diamonds.
Finn the Human’s Adventure-tini
3 oz. Pinnacle gummy flavored vodka
1 oz. orange curacao liqueur
Orange juice
Apple juice
Gummy bears
Shake the vodka and liqueur over ice and strain into a martini glass. Fill rest with apple juice and orange juice. Garnish with a skewer of gummy bears. It’s exactly what a 12 year old would want out of a martini.
Professor X’s Mind Reader
2 oz. vanilla vodka
2 oz. espresso vodka
1 oz. Kahlua liqueur
1 oz. caramel liqueur
2 espresso shots
Milk
Shake vodka and liqueur over ice and strain into a highball glass. Add espresso shots. Fill rest with milk. Soon you’ll be reading minds. Or at least you’ll think you are.
Weapon X
2 oz. Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey
2 oz. brandy
1 oz. cinnamon liqueur
Hot spiced cider
Pour whiskey, brandy, and liqueur into a mug. Fill with hot cider. Or just drink a 12 pack of Molsons.
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
2 oz. cherry vodka
Grenadine
1 oz. pineapple vodka
1 oz. sour apple liqueur
1 oz. orange vodka
1 oz. blue curacao liqueur
Combine cherry vodka and grenadine in one cup, pineapple vodka and sour apple liqueur in one cup, and orange vodka and blue curacao in another cup. Then layer them in a highball glass with the cherry vodka at the bottom, the orange vodka in the middle, and the pineapple vodka at the top. If you drink this, lasers will come out of your eyes.
Yoshi’s Island
1 oz. orange vodka
1 oz. banana vodka
1 oz. coconut rum
1 oz. key lime rum
Pineapple juice
Grenadine
Lime juice
Maraschino cherries
Pineapple chunks
Sugar
Rim highball glass with sugar. Shake vodka and rum over ice and strain into glass. Fill rest of glass with pineapple juice. Add a twist of lime and grenadine to taste. Garnish with a skewer of maraschino cherries and pineapple chunks. Just make sure nobody tries to ride on you.
Peach’s Paradise
3 oz. peach vodka
1 oz. french vanilla liqueur
Sparkling white grape juice
Peaches
Stir vodka and liqueur over ice into hurricane glass. Fill with sparkling white grape juice. Garnish with a fresh peach slice. You’ll feel like royalty. Just don’t go near any koopas, okay? Mario’s sick of saving your dumb ass. Jeesh.
The 10th Doctor Sonic Screwdriver
3 oz. apple vodka
1 oz. blue curacao liqueur
Sprite
Stir vodka and liqueur over ice in a lowball glass. Fill with sprite. Travel through time.
Tumblr Nutella Bomb
1 oz. vanilla vodka
2 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Creme
1 scoop Vanilla ice cream
1 tablespoon Nutella
Pepperidge Farm Pirouette
Blend vodka, Frangelico, Bailey’s, ice cream, and Nutella in a blender. Pour into a highball glass. Garnish with a Pirouette. Enjoy it alone in front of the computer.
Pikachu’s Thunder Jolt
1 oz. tequila
2 oz. orange pucker vodka
Pineapple juice
Sparkling lemonade
Pineapple rings
Maraschino cherries
Rim hurricane glass with sour salt. Stir tequila and vodka together in a glass with ice. Fill rest of glass half with pineapple juice and half with sparkling lemonade. Garnish with a pineapple ring and a cherry. It’s electrifying!
